I loved reading this guy grouse about Adobe. I feel exactly the same way. I had a funny real­iza­tion the other day launch­ing Photo­shop CS 3 on my MacBook Pro: it still feels exactly the same as it did launch­ing Photo­shop 3.5 on a Performa. Like, OK, better get in gear to do some GRAPHICS. Think you can handle it?

How do you think moon-landing doubters would explain this? It’s liter­ally an artifact from a parallel universe. Perhaps one wherein Deep Impact was really well-written.